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Chuck Norris...

piscesdragon

Wanderer
Re: Chuck Norris...

ha ha got Mia on the ropes...
so one more!

When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed mount Everest... Chuck Norris was at the top to shake his hand...
 

psz

Administrator
Re: Chuck Norris...

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool, he doesn't get wet.... The water gets Chuck Norris.

God said "Let There Be Light" and Chuck Norris said "Say please first"
 

Deepshade

Sorceror
Re: Chuck Norris...

When Chuck Norris comes home to find his wife in bed with another man, he bludgeons the man to death with a lamp, and gets off scott free :confused:
There is no justice system :(
 

Ion

Sorceror
Re: Chuck Norris...

OMG What's up with this world and Chuck Norris!?!?!?! Chuck Norris is the most queer looking fucking fag in the world and he deserves to die.
 
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Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

Someone once told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks were not the best way to kick someone. Historians all agree that this was the worst mistake in history.

Chuck Norris was originally a playable character in Street Fighter, but beta testers complained the he was buggy because every move he did was a roundhouse kick. When asked about it Chuck replied, "That's not a bug."
 

Lyra

Wanderer
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There is no such thing as "theory of evolution", there's just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris left alive.
 

piscesdragon

Wanderer
Re: Chuck Norris...

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
 

psz

Administrator
Re: Chuck Norris...

There was once a rumour that Chuck Norris was beaten in a fight by a pirate... This was not true. It was merely a lie started by Chuck Norris to trick other pirates into trying to fight him.


When Chuck Norris goes into a bar, he doesn't have a pickup line. He just points at a woman and says "Now"
 

snell

Sorceror
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Chuck Norris Biography

When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."

But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Snellbot.View attachment 382
 

Belros

Wanderer
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Ya know they wanted Chuck Norris for AVP, but the Aliens wouldnt fight him :( and the preads did a retake and all buggered off :-\
 
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