Re: Chuck Norris...
That video aint funny, THIS one is funny
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html
That video aint funny, THIS one is funny
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html
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Chuck Norris...
- Thread starter piscesdragon
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Alderon-demise
Sorceror
panttallica
Wanderer
Re: Chuck Norris...
heres a list of chuck norris's favorite foods
-Whiskey
sometimes when hes tired of whiskey he will eat bread, a handfull of cheese, some tomato sauce and a handful of basil, which might sound like pizza, but it isnt, because chuck norris doesnt want to give the italians credit.
heres a list of chuck norris's favorite foods
-Whiskey
sometimes when hes tired of whiskey he will eat bread, a handfull of cheese, some tomato sauce and a handful of basil, which might sound like pizza, but it isnt, because chuck norris doesnt want to give the italians credit.
ParagonDancer
Lord
Re: Chuck Norris...
In his spare time, Chuck Norris likes to knit wool blankets.
And by "knit" I mean, EAT, and by "wool blankets" I mean BABIES.
In his spare time, Chuck Norris likes to knit wool blankets.
And by "knit" I mean, EAT, and by "wool blankets" I mean BABIES.
Nottheking
Lord
Re: Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris was almost the last boss of a LOT of video/computer games, including most of the Ultima series. But then it was decided that he was just too freakin' hard to beat, by which I mean the entire testing teams wound up bleeding from their eyeballs without a single victory...
Oh, and Patrick Duffy's floating head? That's Chuck Norris, in his spare time.
Chuck Norris was almost the last boss of a LOT of video/computer games, including most of the Ultima series. But then it was decided that he was just too freakin' hard to beat, by which I mean the entire testing teams wound up bleeding from their eyeballs without a single victory...
Oh, and Patrick Duffy's floating head? That's Chuck Norris, in his spare time.
Jonny-the-theif
Wanderer
Re: Chuck Norris...
I Agree To
I Agree To
Mister Dank
Knight
Re: Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris is so gay Fred Savage could own him in an irl duel
Chuck Norris is so gay Fred Savage could own him in an irl duel
Nottheking
Lord
Re: Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris appeared to me in a dream. In that dream, he wasn't too happy about it, but he had to surrender some bread pudding to me.
Chuck Norris appeared to me in a dream. In that dream, he wasn't too happy about it, but he had to surrender some bread pudding to me.
Jonny-the-theif
Wanderer
Re: Chuck Norris...
Thats..................................................Interesting..........
Nottheking said:Chuck Norris appeared to me in a dream. In that dream, he wasn't too happy about it, but he had to surrender some bread pudding to me.
Thats..................................................Interesting..........
Nottheking
Lord
Re: Chuck Norris...
Guess it either means that I pwn that much, that Chuck Norris would defer to me, or perhaps how much he DOENS'T pwn.Jonny-the-theif said:
Re: Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris would be no wheres today if it wasnt for Bruce Lee.
The one and only true Master.
Chuck Norris tried to round house Lee and broke his ankle.
Lee smiled and told him to be like a reed more flexible, less tense.
End of story!
Chuck doesnt sleep cause he drinks coffee.
Sleep always comes.
Chuck Norris would be no wheres today if it wasnt for Bruce Lee.
The one and only true Master.
Chuck Norris tried to round house Lee and broke his ankle.
Lee smiled and told him to be like a reed more flexible, less tense.
End of story!
Chuck doesnt sleep cause he drinks coffee.
Sleep always comes.
