Corny Pick-up Lines

[Sir Tristan]

Corny Pick-up Lines

What is the corniest pick-up line you have ever heard, and/or used?

 

[The Mysterious Stranger]

hmmm, what is corny?... lol...

(hmmm maybe this is the reasons I don't get girls...)


#1. Hello, I am Peter, How are you this evening.(Duh)

#2. Hello there, hmmm, *short pause, takes a look at her* I must say, you are one of the most beautiful young woman I ever met, yet, something in your eyes tells me that unlike most of them, there is more to you then just your good looks. I would very much like to find out what that is... hmm, would you grace me with your name?

(surpisingly....this one worked more than afew times... but maybe is because God hates me,when I actually used them...well, my target already have boyfriends...)

 

[pbguy434]

Corny as in...

I might not be Fred Flintstone but I will make your Bedrock.

Not the ones you posted .

 

[psz]

Thankfully I've never used these (not seriously, anyway)

Hey baby, your feet must be tired, because you've been running around in my head all day long...

Heaven must be crying to lose an angel like you

You shouldn't stand here in the freezer section... You could melt all this stuff (Thank you Steve Martin)

I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?



This one I did use, but on someone I already knew very well:

You have the single most kissable mouth I have ever seen... Let me show you...
(Yes, she slapped me... Not hard, and while laughing ;->)

 

[andyaction]

i see youre drinking 2%. is that cuz u think ur fat? cuz ur not. you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

 

[Sheng Long Grad]

I read this one somewhere:

"Do you wash your pants with windex? Cuz' I can see myself on them"

And my neighbor used this one several times:
"I want you so much un chingo to have your pedorro for my macana"

 

[Vaoni]

"is that a ladder in your tights? or a stairway to heaven?"

 

[pbguy434]

i see youre drinking 2%. is that cuz u think ur fat? cuz ur not. you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

LOL. Napolean Dynamite at its finest.

 

[SlipTongue69-demise]

"Are those moon pants? 'Cause that ass is outa this world!!"

 

[myronmonroe]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

 

[Vin-demise]

Guy: Excuse me, are you jamaican?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because jamaican me crazy

 

[SlipTongue69-demise]

One of psz's reminded me of this one:


"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell out of heaven."

 

[Trucker]

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOW BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"what are you doing?"
"thats the ambulance coming to take me away because the sight of you stoped my heart"



I LOVE THAT MOVIE

 

[Playsom!]

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOW BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"what are you doing?"
"thats the ambulance coming to take me away because the sight of you stoped my heart"



I LOVE THAT MOVIE

from what movie?

 

[TheOutkastDev]

Me: I like you.

 

[qweazdak]

actually outkast, from what ive been reading direct responses like that are better than pickup lines.

 

[andyaction]

wtf have u been reading? and why? just goto a bar, have a few shots of liquid courage and spit some game lol. why read about how to do it!! just do it!!! as nike says.

 

[Morgan-demise]

Night at the Roxbury was the best movie for bad pick up lines, but the movie was hilarious!

 

[Sir Tristan]

wtf have u been reading? and why? just goto a bar, have a few shots of liquid courage and spit some game lol. why read about how to do it!! just do it!!! as nike says.

The intent of the thread was not for me to learn how to pick up women, but for the humor of reading bad pick-up lines.