Resurrecting the Shadowclan Orcs
Dear nubhosh dumheds,
Allow me to remind you of one of the most entertaining and excellent periods in Ultima Online's roleplaying history. I am speaking, of course, of none other than the long-dead Shadowclan Orcs. I have fond memories of dozens of players RPing as orcs in the Yew orc fort. Do you remember when our guild got so popular that the Seers actually let us put in lockable boxes and a guild stone?
Or what about porting people into the holding pen inside the fort and leaving them stranded there? Good times. Then of course there were the spontaneous waves of noto-PKs with 5 ice wyrms each. And that guy, Iroxwitdaorks, who would run naked into the fort and prance around until someone poked him to death with a sharp stick. And who can forget the clump of trees near the fort that was impossible to run through? We would set up shop a few screens away from it and demand tribute from passersby. Of course most people told us to shove off, at which point we chased them into that roadblock of trees and surrounded them on all sides with orcs before proceeding to club them to death. Good times.
My personal favorite, though, was the detail and depth of the RP. We had our own language, our own caste system, our own way of doing things. We had coming-of-age quests and rituals. We even conquered the world once by taking a huge boat-load of something like 40 orcs (I'm laughing at the very thought of this) to the Titan island and PKing for epic laughs. If any of you are out there and remember this trip, you'll remember many poor, sorry orcs getting hopelessly stranded at sea when the incredibly laggy boat system (did they ever fix that? Good grief!) would spontaneously just dump them off on a water tile. Since most orcs were forbidden to use magic (only the Majokas could use it!), there was no hope for them but to use the "I'm stuck" feature...which I am not certain even existed back then. Hah!
These are all reasons that this guild needs to be resurrected. I was very young back at that time, and so I forget most of the dialect. I suppose we could recreate it, but I think it would be so much better if a veteran of the Shadowclan Orcs who remembers things as they were were to help me re-create this guild. You're welcome to have full guild leadership; I want to do this solely for the purpose of entertainment and a good RP experience for all. I am serious about doing this and would commit my spare time to accomplishing a solid recreation of this guild. With the huge number of PvPers on this server, it's bound to be a barrel of fun until the server is shut down (which will hopefully be many years hence!).
Send me a PM or you can get me on AIM: MentorOfMinos or Yahoo: TheSinsOfOld
God bless you all for all the wonderful memories and the fun,
David Stratton
Dear nubhosh dumheds,
Allow me to remind you of one of the most entertaining and excellent periods in Ultima Online's roleplaying history. I am speaking, of course, of none other than the long-dead Shadowclan Orcs. I have fond memories of dozens of players RPing as orcs in the Yew orc fort. Do you remember when our guild got so popular that the Seers actually let us put in lockable boxes and a guild stone?
Or what about porting people into the holding pen inside the fort and leaving them stranded there? Good times. Then of course there were the spontaneous waves of noto-PKs with 5 ice wyrms each. And that guy, Iroxwitdaorks, who would run naked into the fort and prance around until someone poked him to death with a sharp stick. And who can forget the clump of trees near the fort that was impossible to run through? We would set up shop a few screens away from it and demand tribute from passersby. Of course most people told us to shove off, at which point we chased them into that roadblock of trees and surrounded them on all sides with orcs before proceeding to club them to death. Good times.
My personal favorite, though, was the detail and depth of the RP. We had our own language, our own caste system, our own way of doing things. We had coming-of-age quests and rituals. We even conquered the world once by taking a huge boat-load of something like 40 orcs (I'm laughing at the very thought of this) to the Titan island and PKing for epic laughs. If any of you are out there and remember this trip, you'll remember many poor, sorry orcs getting hopelessly stranded at sea when the incredibly laggy boat system (did they ever fix that? Good grief!) would spontaneously just dump them off on a water tile. Since most orcs were forbidden to use magic (only the Majokas could use it!), there was no hope for them but to use the "I'm stuck" feature...which I am not certain even existed back then. Hah!
These are all reasons that this guild needs to be resurrected. I was very young back at that time, and so I forget most of the dialect. I suppose we could recreate it, but I think it would be so much better if a veteran of the Shadowclan Orcs who remembers things as they were were to help me re-create this guild. You're welcome to have full guild leadership; I want to do this solely for the purpose of entertainment and a good RP experience for all. I am serious about doing this and would commit my spare time to accomplishing a solid recreation of this guild. With the huge number of PvPers on this server, it's bound to be a barrel of fun until the server is shut down (which will hopefully be many years hence!).
Send me a PM or you can get me on AIM: MentorOfMinos or Yahoo: TheSinsOfOld
God bless you all for all the wonderful memories and the fun,
David Stratton