*Vote* Which of the following deaths would you choose, if you Had to choose!(Rated R thread)

[crikey]

Which of the gruesome options would you choose?

There is no escape in any of the scenarios.

No "I break out of my restraints and KILL my enemies!"

 

[Maharajji]

Aliens would most likely use some badass anesthesia so they won't have to concentrate above your screams of agony. This is definitely my preferred method of death.

 

[Code Blue]

If i had to choose to die it would be from raping crikey and catching the hiv

 

[Get2BirdsStonedAtOnce]

Chance

 

[SavvyT]

Alien Experimentation, at least im helping science and confirming alien life before i die

 

[osgubro]

roll the dice. crikey you are nuts.

 

[Get2BirdsStonedAtOnce]

They are all horrible, but atleast I'd learn something from the Aliens.

What if you can't comprehend their language, body language, technology, or basically anything that is happening. You would start to regret that 48 hour death you signed up for

Be like me, LET IT RIDE! C'mon 7!

 

[crikey]

LoL you people rolling the dice are fucking crazy. What if you roll a 6, and have all your limbs, plus all 5 of your senses removed? All that would be left of your life would be what plays in your mind. FUCKED

Personally, out of all my own choices, I would pick B: buried alive. Somehow I think it might be more pleasant then watching your guts or limbs being torn from your torso >_<

 

[Get2BirdsStonedAtOnce]

LoL you people rolling the dice are fucking crazy. What if you roll a 6, and have all your limbs, plus all 5 of your senses removed? All that would be left of your life would be what plays in your mind. FUCKED

Personally, out of all my own choices, I would pick B: buried alive. Somehow I think it might be more pleasant then watching your guts or limbs being torn from your torso >_<

You may have implied by only listing 6 choices that those are your only choice but you did not actually say that. With that in mind, I would rather roll the dice and hope that one of the ways to die is awesome. Like dropping some acid and going skydiving with no parachute.

And anyhow, I would rather do the choice than actually have to choose a horrific way of death. Call me old fashion

 

[Get2BirdsStonedAtOnce]

LoL you people rolling the dice are fucking crazy. What if you roll a 6, and have all your limbs, plus all 5 of your senses removed? All that would be left of your life would be what plays in your mind. FUCKED

Personally, out of all my own choices, I would pick B: buried alive. Somehow I think it might be more pleasant then watching your guts or limbs being torn from your torso >_<

Haha, I don't think it would be more pleasant feeling your body eat your own organs. That would be brutal

 

[crikey]

I would rather roll the dice and hope that one of the ways to die is awesome. Like dropping some acid and going skydiving with no parachute.

No no no, you got it all wrong friend
Above the "roll a dice" choice, there are six deaths to choose from, as you can see. I SHOULD have put a number in front of each choice, but had limited space to type in the horrific descriptions as it was.

Say you rolled the dice, and got a 3. You would die by the third option listed in the poll. You would be strapped down on a wooden slab, and forced to feel and watch a cannibal eat the flesh directly off your bones. Forced to watch him reach inside your torso and pull your intestines out like spaghetti. OM NOM NOM NOM

 

[crikey]

Haha, I don't think it would be more pleasant feeling your body eat your own organs. That would be brutal

Yeah I suppose it would be a bit of chance as to if you died from starvation, or from lack of oxygen, since it does supposedly take two weeks to starve to death.

Still better then being cooked like a lobster IMO

 

[Get2BirdsStonedAtOnce]

No no no, you got it all wrong friend
Above the "roll a dice" choice, there are six deaths to choose from, as you can see. I SHOULD have put a number in front of each choice, but had limited space to type in the horrific descriptions as it was.

Say you rolled the dice, and got a 3. You would die by the third option listed in the poll. You would be strapped down on a wooden slab, and forced to feel and watch a cannibal eat the flesh directly off your bones. Forced to watch him reach inside your torso and pull your intestines out like spaghetti. OM NOM NOM NOM

I'd stay with my answer! lol

 

[Get2BirdsStonedAtOnce]

Yeah I suppose it would be a bit of chance as to if you died from starvation, or from lack of oxygen, since it does supposedly take two weeks to starve to death.

Still better then being cooked like a lobster IMO

I think you can live for a month off nothing but water (2weeks with only food), as your body will start to use the fats for food. Then after all that your body would start to basically eat its own organs. So you would probably live through all of that. Then you would die from lack of oxygen

 

[DragonSlayer69r]

Bleeding to death in the snow.

How beautiful?

 

[LKP]

Aliens. Guaranteed to be over in a couple of days, and wouldn't necessarily be that bad. Has benefits stated above.

 

[crikey]

Aliens. Guaranteed to be over in a couple of days, and wouldn't necessarily be that bad. Has benefits stated above.

I wish I explained the alien scenario a little more thorough. God damn poll choices has limited text space.

When I wrote down "ALIVE & WIDE AWAKE", I meant it to be taken as NO anesthesia applied whatsoever. You feel every single drop of PAIN and MISERY, whilie you mind goes insane.

Oh well Like all polls I create with my sick perverted mind, some wise guys or gals sweep in and pick out a loophole to take the easy way out

So I will lay down with ultra advanced alien pain killers making me feel great, singng old mcdonald had a farm, while aliens pull my genetals out threw my anus, painfree

 

[crikey]

P.S.

Whos the craaaazy bastard who chose to get COOKED in the kettle?!? LOL such an awful death! Every nerve in your body would emit PAIN signals!

 

[BillyUOG]

I picked buried alive, the two week window to reflect on life is a bonus.

 

[crikey]

I picked buried alive, the two week window to reflect on life is a bonus.

Huh....never thought of it that way. I am a hateful, angry person

maybe I might feel this way when I'm an old man, but waiting 2 weeks to die, I think I'd be caught up thinking of what could've been