The Scat Man
Knight
Well, Since the Server is Down... (CONTEST)
THE TIME HAS COME FOLKS. THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST IS NONE OTHER THAN...... RIFT!
*SHOW HIM WHAT HE'S WON!*
THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST RECIEVES THE FOLLOWING:
A high quality 100% cotton scat man outfit!
a gift box
100k!
*if i am not contacted within 3 days via pm or in game prize will go to nieka*
Tensions are high, emotions running rampant! But I thought, why don't we turn this into a positive experience! Harness those feelings and create something glorious! It can be an essay, a poem, a short story, a painting, a flash animation, a photoshop pic, anything and I mean ANYTHING you want it to be. The only rule is that it has to be something YOU created! It doesen't even have to be related to UO (Although it can if you want, don't be afraid to think outside the box!) I will be awarding a special prize to the persons work I enjoy the most.
So get to work!
Ok guys, since there has been such an overwhelming response to this, I think it is time to start narrowing down some of the best works. What I am going to ask for you to do is send me a PM with the name of your favorite piece and the name of the creator. Tell me why/what you like about the piece. Please don't vote for youselves :/ I am not really going to keep a tally of it, I will be using the input to influence my own decision, so there is no use in sending me multiple tells on multiple accounts. Also, this does not mean that it is too late to enter! Keep sending them in as you make them!!!
ALRIGHT, HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES:
Gedron
-The Bad Day
As I awoke in the early afternoon,
Tired and mad because I got no poon.
I thought to myself UO will rid me of my wood,
Own a noob or two if I could.
I dashed to my computer half dazed,
and to what I saw, I was amazed.
It was clear, sad, and a bad sign,
"Couldn't Connect to Ultima Online."
Nieka
~Twinkle Twinkle UO~
Twinkle Twinkle Little shard,
How I wonder what you are,
You use to run so fast so free,
Now you are a pain to me,
Fix yourself so we can play
break again another day,
Later on when Im at work!
Uptill then it really hurts
to think of other things to do,
I rather sit and just play you..
Rift
Chuck Norris and the Technicolor Dream Robe"
I used to PvP on GL
But since wireless my skillz have gone to hell
Now all I do is sit at the bank all day
Showing off my awesome sandies and calling noobs "gay"
When I lose a duel I complain to the max
I blame my connection, my lack of regs, or hax
Except the truth is I never lose
IRL I do 40 chicks per day and drink tons of booze
I am elite beyond you all
unlike an IDOC I will Never fall
So lets get this server up and running
WHERE ARE YOUR CHUCK NORRIS?
Oh well, you are probably off hunting
The End
Cag
I really like this idea. Perhaps something the GM's can implement in a ahandout like a book of the best poetry from UO gamers lol
We should put everything together and call it the '06 Crashfest Tome of Sorrow.
Audi
....RAWR....
I once was a UO newbie
so I sat around bb & said SCREW ME
I got some offers and then some more
got called a few names like "omg u whore"
Malfurion got banned and then I cried
NO MORE GOLDS for me.. *WHY oh WHY*
I then was a UO newbie
so I sat around bb & said SCREW ME
I got some offers and then some more
got called a few names like "omg u whore"
Archaic gives me CBDs
thats only because I get on my knees.
CTRL B CTRL B [e spit NO SWALLOW
I cant think of what to say here that rhymes..
this sucks and so do I
so spread the word
YA HEARD?
Ploki
http://www.uogamers.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3324&stc=1&d=1158699491
Peon
I am glad it's not just me
I tried and tried
Unable to connect…
Unable to connect…
Unable to connect…
So I cried and cried
Fought with fears of gamers becoming derelict
Seeking Players who can relate
Forums search brought up this thread
Contest from Mr. Facate.
Humor to ease the pain
Who knew it hurt so much
To be denied by a GAME
Please, let me back in!
I know Gain is lost
I have to begin
Building Character again
Hours of Macro’s uselessly spun
Just to revert and be undone
Customers await, Slightly Irate
Please hurry, I want that template!
So I again, try and try
Unable to connect
Unable to connect
Unable to connect
So Still I cry and cry
Please let me connect…
before
I start to wish I would die
THE TIME HAS COME FOLKS. THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST IS NONE OTHER THAN...... RIFT!
*SHOW HIM WHAT HE'S WON!*
THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST RECIEVES THE FOLLOWING:
A high quality 100% cotton scat man outfit!
a gift box
100k!
*if i am not contacted within 3 days via pm or in game prize will go to nieka*
Tensions are high, emotions running rampant! But I thought, why don't we turn this into a positive experience! Harness those feelings and create something glorious! It can be an essay, a poem, a short story, a painting, a flash animation, a photoshop pic, anything and I mean ANYTHING you want it to be. The only rule is that it has to be something YOU created! It doesen't even have to be related to UO (Although it can if you want, don't be afraid to think outside the box!) I will be awarding a special prize to the persons work I enjoy the most.
So get to work!
Ok guys, since there has been such an overwhelming response to this, I think it is time to start narrowing down some of the best works. What I am going to ask for you to do is send me a PM with the name of your favorite piece and the name of the creator. Tell me why/what you like about the piece. Please don't vote for youselves :/ I am not really going to keep a tally of it, I will be using the input to influence my own decision, so there is no use in sending me multiple tells on multiple accounts. Also, this does not mean that it is too late to enter! Keep sending them in as you make them!!!
ALRIGHT, HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES:
Gedron
-The Bad Day
As I awoke in the early afternoon,
Tired and mad because I got no poon.
I thought to myself UO will rid me of my wood,
Own a noob or two if I could.
I dashed to my computer half dazed,
and to what I saw, I was amazed.
It was clear, sad, and a bad sign,
"Couldn't Connect to Ultima Online."
Nieka
~Twinkle Twinkle UO~
Twinkle Twinkle Little shard,
How I wonder what you are,
You use to run so fast so free,
Now you are a pain to me,
Fix yourself so we can play
break again another day,
Later on when Im at work!
Uptill then it really hurts
to think of other things to do,
I rather sit and just play you..
Rift
Chuck Norris and the Technicolor Dream Robe"
I used to PvP on GL
But since wireless my skillz have gone to hell
Now all I do is sit at the bank all day
Showing off my awesome sandies and calling noobs "gay"
When I lose a duel I complain to the max
I blame my connection, my lack of regs, or hax
Except the truth is I never lose
IRL I do 40 chicks per day and drink tons of booze
I am elite beyond you all
unlike an IDOC I will Never fall
So lets get this server up and running
WHERE ARE YOUR CHUCK NORRIS?
Oh well, you are probably off hunting
The End
Cag
I really like this idea. Perhaps something the GM's can implement in a ahandout like a book of the best poetry from UO gamers lol
We should put everything together and call it the '06 Crashfest Tome of Sorrow.
Audi
....RAWR....
I once was a UO newbie
so I sat around bb & said SCREW ME
I got some offers and then some more
got called a few names like "omg u whore"
Malfurion got banned and then I cried
NO MORE GOLDS for me.. *WHY oh WHY*
I then was a UO newbie
so I sat around bb & said SCREW ME
I got some offers and then some more
got called a few names like "omg u whore"
Archaic gives me CBDs
thats only because I get on my knees.
CTRL B CTRL B [e spit NO SWALLOW
I cant think of what to say here that rhymes..
this sucks and so do I
so spread the word
YA HEARD?
Ploki
http://www.uogamers.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3324&stc=1&d=1158699491
Peon
I am glad it's not just me
I tried and tried
Unable to connect…
Unable to connect…
Unable to connect…
So I cried and cried
Fought with fears of gamers becoming derelict
Seeking Players who can relate
Forums search brought up this thread
Contest from Mr. Facate.
Humor to ease the pain
Who knew it hurt so much
To be denied by a GAME
Please, let me back in!
I know Gain is lost
I have to begin
Building Character again
Hours of Macro’s uselessly spun
Just to revert and be undone
Customers await, Slightly Irate
Please hurry, I want that template!
So I again, try and try
Unable to connect
Unable to connect
Unable to connect
So Still I cry and cry
Please let me connect…
before
I start to wish I would die
bigbadmatt... could use some work, try putting some serious thought into it, you never know what happens if you actually try. teddy, i like the slant rhyme used (blue and noob) a great spin of a well known poem. one thing i notice is NOBODY IS PUTTING TITLES! Titles can be the most important part of a work, regardless if its a poem or a picture or a painting or whatever. GIVE IT A TITLE!!!