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Server is Down ? Crash ?

Re: Server is Down ? Crash ?

joke +
 

GradGT

Sorceror
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it will probably get deleted later. no worries though its just giving us something to do.

wtf people are lighting fireworks outside my house. who does that on june whatever at 3:30am, some people need to get a life and play UO all night instead of light fireworks

that was sarcastic if you didnt catch it
 

GradGT

Sorceror
Re: Server is Down ? Crash ?

who else lights fireworks on random days of the year at 3:30am? anyone?

gotta be someone out there
 
Re: Server is Down ? Crash ?

IQJ8SICK: you already owe me like 175k
Seth909090: bs
IQJ8SICK: or atleast 100k... one sec
Seth909090: fuck u
Seth909090: what are you gonna do about it
IQJ8SICK: see all the attitude
Seth909090: post a thrd
Seth909090: O WAIT
Seth909090: YOU CANT
Seth909090: LOL
 

GradGT

Sorceror
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anyone else notice mark is viewing this thread? wouldnt it be funny as an admin, to put the shard up for a second, then take it back down to watch all the people in forums posting "its up" "liar" "its down"
 

GradGT

Sorceror
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if you saw two guys named hambone and flippy, which one would you say likes dolphins the most? youd guess flippy, right? i know i would.

you'd be wrong though, it's hambone.
 
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There was a white man, a asain man, and an idian man.

They'd all been told of a magical peak on this mountain right.

So they all arrive at this peak, and from what they'd been told you're

to leep off this peak and say what you want to become and you become that.

So the asain man is the first one to try it,

he runs and leaps off the mountain, and shouts Eagle. And he becomes an eagle and flys away.

The Indian man see's this and claps and is happy for him.

he then runs and leaps off the mountain and shouts dolphin and safely dives into the ocean and swims away.

the white man see's this and smiles,

he then too runs but trips on a rock and yells shit and turns into a chuncky pile of shit and smears across the side of the mountain....
 

GradGT

Sorceror
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oakland has so many black people in it. eww :( even where i live (antioch) does too and man it sucks cause i deliver pizzas and black people never tip
 

GradGT

Sorceror
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Foreseer said:
There was a white man, a asain man, and an idian man.

They'd all been told of a magical peak on this mountain right.

So they all arrive at this peak, and from what they'd been told you're

to leep off this peak and say what you want to become and you become that.

So the asain man is the first one to try it,

he runs and leaps off the mountain, and shouts Eagle. And he becomes an eagle and flys away.

The Indian man see's this and claps and is happy for him.

he then runs and leaps off the mountain and shouts dolphin and safely dives into the ocean and swims away.

the white man see's this and smiles,

he then too runs but trips on a rock and yells shit and turns into a chuncky pile of shit and smears across the side of the mountain....


hmm, i tried to laugh at that joke, but it has a very bad words/funny ratio
 

Danowar

Wanderer
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there were way too many koreans in my old high school.

I swear, they should just change Washington into Weeaboo. It's freakin japanophile central.
 

WTF Pwn

Wanderer
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Yea it was pretty interesting being white and growing up with 90% black people around you
 

Wyght

Wanderer
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Foreseer said:
There was a white man, a asain man, and an idian man.

....

you rewrote that joke yourself so the white guy falls of the moutain
dumb
very dumb
 

GradGT

Sorceror
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honestly i cant wait to move out of california. it's been pissing me off lately. or at least a nicer place than where im at, everything around here is like section 8 houses and jamba juice/starbucks combos.
 
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