The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

[Sintoo]

The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

The Screaming Bottle Tavern​

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Is currently hiring, we're looking for bar wenches, bouncers, bards, story tellers, chefs, jesters, casino dealers, janitors
along other things for our tavern nights.
You should be able to play around 18:00 - 22:00 GMT time.
We're also looking for some other timezone workers but nothing is as of yet set.​

So come down to the crossroads at Yew we're centraly located with a good view over the town, wether
you're there looking to taste our home brewed wine or just there to taste our famous lamb roast with all yew picked ingriedients come visit us!​

Greenskins, longears, deadites, heretics or other witchcraft users do not need to bother applying as you are not welcome in our establishment.​

 

[murjo]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

im a longear vamp u got a problem with that u rasist bastard i can wear a hat n catch sum tan LOL

 

[Sintoo]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

im a longear vamp u got a problem with that u rasist bastard i can wear a hat n catch sum tan LOL

Eww..a longear and a deadite, you're twice the bother!
Try some plastic surgery for the ears and some spray on tan.

 

[murjo]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

ok im gettin there did sum sunbathing at umbra beach n i got this hat that completely covers them so about that job im a licenced bartender n i do some mean card dealin aswell the house never lose when i deal

 

[Circa The Image]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

What are the qualifications to be a story teller?

 

[Sintoo]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

What are the qualifications to be a story teller?

Well one should of course be well versed in various stories and be able to captivate the audience with your well spoken words.
Perhaps be somewhat immune to hecklers and perhaps the most important part
not be a witchcraft user of any sort, then you'll be telling your stories in the town square...burning...on a stake for heresy.

 

[PwNoGrApHy]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

Can I drink on the job?

 

[Dilly]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

Can I drink on the job?

You should get a job as a jester. It would be easy.
"want to hear a joke? Fagmo the dirt"
"Want to hear another joke? Fagmo the dirt is good at pvp... NOT"

You would definitly get hired with that material and get a raise.
I would rofl because the truth is funny

 

[Mister Dank]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

*impotent rage*

Did you get dumped by your boyfriend? Don't take it out on other people, just cut yourself and save us all some time.

 

[PwNoGrApHy]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

You should get a job as a jester. It would be easy.
"want to hear a joke? Fagmo the dirt"
"Want to hear another joke? Fagmo the dirt is good at pvp... NOT"

You would definitly get hired with that material and get a raise.
I would rofl because the truth is funny

Nice edit faggot. When are me and you dueling? How about this, me vs. you, loser stops posting on the boards? Try not to dodge this time.

 

[a-e-i-Own-you]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

I already have a char named Scruffy, believe it or not. May I be a janitor? Nightimes are lonely for me anyways

 

[MrSunday]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

Say what people do you need.

 

[Sintoo]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

Say what people do you need.

Is currently hiring, we're looking for bar wenches, bouncers, bards, story tellers, chefs, jesters, casino dealers, janitors
along other things for our tavern nights.​

That's all folks!

 

[SirSotam]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

im looking for that place but its being hard, can you especefy?

 

[Sintoo]

Re: The Screaming Bottle Tavern is Hiring!

The Screaming Bottle is once again hiring, it would seem our last chef coulden't
handle the heat so he got the hell out fo the kitchen and dragged that lousy
elf janitor with him, but that's another story.

The Screaming Bottle tavern is a part of State of Yew.
For more information visit us at http://www.rpring.com/state-yew-neutral/