Ug der

[Dr. Strangelove]

Ug der

Yesterday I found this strange message on an animal hide, pinned into a Yew tree with a dagger :

"
Ug !

Der am ash Klanlez urk wu wan gruk yf der am odder urks on diz uzg.
Iz dubhowlerz ash bubbosh howlur ur ash oomie wuffer ? Yf im nub wyf da skahin oomies, me wan gruk yf im prayz tu da Bludgod ur tu da Wargot..
Agh dat Pa'okie, wu iz dat ?
Wer am odder urks yf dem nub sleebi ? Dem ad da furt in Frammel ur Felukkar ?

Yub, yub, diz shure am menee khweztiunz..Yf lat gruk meeb, skribble sumfyng wyf latz paw on diz baba skinee !

Hoowah urks !

"

 

[Hilde]

Re: Ug der

Ahhh great news, it's been a while that Pirt'urp had Orc as a meal.

 

[TheCoolSideofthePillow]

Re: Ug der

Damn drunken orcs... You need to cast feeblemind on yourself just to understand them.

 

[pahammar]

Re: Ug der

Yub yub mi gruk lat brudder urk!
Latz blahs dub da Bluuud Gawd n libez at da furt at ooomie yew tram.
der nub beez many urks whadt blah da blah o klomp da klomp. Latz beez a sendt frum da Bluuuud Gawd ta makeerz many gruntz ta krimp n klom da ooomies n da long earz.
Peeks fer Pa'Okie lat will makerz flat ooomies wit latz!
SKAH BEEZ BUBHOSH DUB HEARZ URK AGIN!
Gr'Jac