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^<V Forum Game

jrhather

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

^ Types remarkably well for a man with no fingers....

< Is watching "Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival 2007" and is thinking that Jeff Beck is now second only to God.

v Is touching themselves thinking of Eric Clapton
 

M1A1Blaze

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

jrhather;341493 said:
^ Types remarkably well for a man with no fingers....

< Is watching "Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival 2007" and is thinking that Jeff Beck is now second only to God.

v Is touching themselves thinking of Eric Clapton

^Likes to watch lillith festival too

< watching the colts play and wishing payton manning would get hit by a bus irl

v thinks they are captian america
 

jrhather

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

M1A1Blaze;341647 said:
^Likes to watch lillith festival too

< watching the colts play and wishing payton manning would get hit by a bus irl

v thinks they are captian america

^ Enjoys Appletini's with extra 'tini'...

< Likes Captain Morgan, not America and thinks Lillith Fair is a great idea...it gets 'em out of the house so us boys can get some peace!!

v Has written a ballad about the Gilmour Girls tv show...
 

M1A1Blaze

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

jrhather;341675 said:
^ Enjoys Appletini's with extra 'tini'...

< Likes Captain Morgan, not America and thinks Lillith Fair is a great idea...it gets 'em out of the house so us boys can get some peace!!
v Has written a ballad about the Gilmour Girls tv show...

^Has morgan in him, not the whiskey either

< listens to Girmour Girls ballad

v asks santa for a shiney new plunger for christmas
 
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M1A1Blaze;341747 said:
^Has morgan in him, not the whiskey either

< listens to Girmour Girls ballad

v asks santa for a shiney new plunger for christmas

^ - Has no idea why me asking for a plunger at this particular moment in time is more funny then he realizes.

< - Will tell the story of the plunger, if it is wished by the above.

V - Uses plungers for more sexual purposes.
 

jrhather

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

ParagonDancer;341788 said:
^ - Has no idea why me asking for a plunger at this particular moment in time is more funny then he realizes.

< - Will tell the story of the plunger, if it is wished by the above.

V - Uses plungers for more sexual purposes.

^ Had to use a plunger to remove some Ben Wa balls this morning

< Has gotten laid every morning these past 2 weeks and is VERY proud of being able to get up that damn early to fit in the aforementioned coitus

v Wants to go to coitus on vacation some day. Also, needs a dictionary....and an atlas.
 

[Drakull]

Knight
Re: ^<V Forum Game

jrhather;342917 said:
^ Had to use a plunger to remove some Ben Wa balls this morning

< Has gotten laid every morning these past 2 weeks and is VERY proud of being able to get up that damn early to fit in the aforementioned coitus

v Wants to go to coitus on vacation some day. Also, needs a dictionary....and an atlas.
^ has gotten laid every morning these past 2 weeks... and is finally getting used to the pain in his a&& (glad that you finally came out of the closet).
< wonders why is he needing a dictionary or an atlas (with googlemaps so available)...
v will try to explain jrhather's "irregular" sexual activities.
 
Re: ^<V Forum Game

Drakull-demise;343215 said:
^ has gotten laid every morning these past 2 weeks... and is finally getting used to the pain in his a&& (glad that you finally came out of the closet).
< wonders why is he needing a dictionary or an atlas (with googlemaps so available)...
v will try to explain jrhather's "irregular" sexual activities.

^ - Is the one responsible for the pain in jhathers ass. How do you think he knows so much about it? o_O

< - Hopefully explained the irregular sexual activities properly.

V - Got some new porno mags for Christmas.
 

jrhather

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

ParagonDancer;343243 said:
^ - Is the one responsible for the pain in jhathers ass. How do you think he knows so much about it? o_O

< - Hopefully explained the irregular sexual activities properly.

V - Got some new porno mags for Christmas.

^ Is seriously wishing he could join in on the Mongolian Clusterfuck that is Drakull and jrhather.....
< Is wondering how exactly to extract a copy of 40+ JUGGS from his posterior.....
v Is disgusted and wants to go INTO the closet to escape all the ghey talk....
 

[Drakull]

Knight
Re: ^<V Forum Game

jrhather;343244 said:
^ Is seriously wishing he could join in on the Mongolian Clusterfuck that is Drakull and jrhather.....
< Is wondering how exactly to extract a copy of 40+ JUGGS from his posterior.....
v Is disgusted and want to go INTO the closet to escape all the ghey talk....

^ Is still trying to excuse the room in the closet with the hemorroids problem.
< Loves mongolian bbq.
v is going to add a comment about how stupid all this thread is.
 

jrhather

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

Drakull-demise;343254 said:
^ Is still trying to excuse the room in the closet with the hemorroids problem.
< Loves mongolian bbq.
v is going to add a comment about how stupid all this thread is.

^ Agrees.
< Is debating whether or not he should stop procrastinating now or later.
V Likes to warm his harbl on his radiatorz.
 
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jrhather;343270 said:
^ Agrees.
< Is debating whether or not he should stop procrastinating now or later.
V Likes to warm his harbl on his radiatorz.

Too long has this game been sleeping!!!

^ - Consistently underestimates my ability to warm more than just my harbl on a radiatorz.

< - Is in love.

V - Is in love. With Richard Simmons.
 

jrhather

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

ParagonDancer;390918 said:
Too long has this game been sleeping!!!

^ - Consistently underestimates my ability to warm more than just my harbl on a radiatorz.

< - Is in love.

V - Is in love. With Richard Simmons.

^ Is a machine. An apple peeler is technically a machine.
< Likes curly hair. Suddenly.
V Enjoys hickory smoked horse buttholes. In a cup.
 
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John Doe

Guest
Re: ^<V Forum Game

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Re: ^<V Forum Game

John Doe;390989 said:

^ - Obviously doesn't know the rules of this game.

< - Wishes Nottheking would play this game again with me.

V - Has read "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand, and will give me a review before I start reading it.
 
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^ - Has an undying secret love for me. Well, not so secret, at least any more. He also recorded this attempt at a song on YouTube, where he makes his promises to me.

< - Technically hasn't ever managed to muster the will to go through "The Fountainhead" let alone "Atlas Shrugged," but is a VERY good liar, so Eby will never know this. Just promise not to tell him, okay?

V - Probably wishes something ELSE of me. Like perhaps a wish to know how I dine, so that they may so as well. (primarily on ramen, oatmeal, and cheap pasta and sauce) But I'm not telling them.
 

jrhather

Wanderer
Re: ^<V Forum Game

Nottheking;391704 said:
^ - Has an undying secret love for me. Well, not so secret, at least any more. He also recorded this attempt at a song on YouTube, where he makes his promises to me.

< - Technically hasn't ever managed to muster the will to go through "The Fountainhead" let alone "Atlas Shrugged," but is a VERY good liar, so Eby will never know this. Just promise not to tell him, okay?

V - Probably wishes something ELSE of me. Like perhaps a wish to know how I dine, so that they may so as well. (primarily on ramen, oatmeal, and cheap pasta and sauce) But I'm not telling them.

^ Doesn't understand that that video isn't available in my country. Thus Youtube sucks.
< Is awake at 3:30am because of too much JD & Pepsi
V Simply won't shut up. Ever. It's impossible.
 
Re: ^<V Forum Game

jrhather;391751 said:
^ Doesn't understand that that video isn't available in my country. Thus Youtube sucks.
< Is awake at 3:30am because of too much JD & Pepsi
V Simply won't shut up. Ever. It's impossible.

^ - Must have known the next poster was going to be. Hence the "V" comment.

< - Made said video with a cell phone, therefore even if you did see it, you would have absolutely no idea what I was saying. Here's a couple hints... "He is the king", "We love marshmallows."

V - Is a vampire, and whenever he/she watches the news and hears the words "It was a Blood Bath here..." they immediately jump to their feet and try to get on scene for a taste.
 
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ParagonDancer;391817 said:
^ - Must have known the next poster was going to be. Hence the "V" comment.

< - Made said video with a cell phone, therefore even if you did see it, you would have absolutely no idea what I was saying. Here's a couple hints... "He is the king", "We love marshmallows."

V - Is a vampire, and whenever he/she watches the news and hears the words "It was a Blood Bath here..." they immediately jump to their feet and try to get on scene for a taste.
^ - Is trying REALLY HARD to get someone in trouble here, in hopes of trying to take the heat off of himself.

< - Has switched to FOX News for the very reason that the previous poster mentioned.

V - Should be, along with the authorities, made aware of the fact that I am NOT the king, and hence, cannot rightfully be implemented in the previous poster's video. I swear it wasn't me!
 
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Nottheking;391878 said:
^ - Is trying REALLY HARD to get someone in trouble here, in hopes of trying to take the heat off of himself.

< - Has switched to FOX News for the very reason that the previous poster mentioned.

V - Should be, along with the authorities, made aware of the fact that I am NOT the king, and hence, cannot rightfully be implemented in the previous poster's video. I swear it wasn't me!

^ - Is correct in saying it wasn't him in the video. He was mistaken for a bag of Canadian milk.

< - loves bagged milk. With chocolate sauce.

V - Has a crush on Martha Stewart's left leg. (It has a birth mark shaped like J. Edgar Hoovers ass.)
 
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