I hope the world DOES end. I have spent the past decade in a drug/booze fueled rollercoaster ride, saving very little money towards retirement.
I will go up to all the hardworking, righteous people, to point and laugh at them for doing good, and saving up their vast retirement funds ALL for nothing!
It shall be a GLORIOUS day of COMPLETE ANARCHY! I will raise my fist to the heavens and bellow a mighty war cry as THE FLAMES cleanse Earth of my soul, and ALL of HUMANITY!
I'm hoping a COMET hits my hometown WITH A DIRECT HIT, so my body is vaporized in a millisecond. Hopefully it doesn't smash China so I end up breathing in the burnt ashes of Chinamen for 3 weeks, dying a slow, painful suffocating death. I cannot self terminate.
It is nearly a 0% chance we will meet our doom that day (black hole enters solar system/gamma ray burst wrecks havoc on atmosphere/crazy insane fast virus/alien superweapon etc), but hey, one can hope, right?