Sir Tristan
Wanderer
That's pretty good psz. I'm printing that right now.
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Classic bad jokes (KEEP EM CLEAN)
- Thread starter psz
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Simon Pilgrim
Sorceror
lol psz, I saw that back in high school but couldn't remember exactly what it was. Someone had it up on the chalkboard one day when we walked into Calc class.
Sir Tristan
Wanderer
Why did the Blonde snort Nutra Sweet?
She thought it was diet coke!
She thought it was diet coke!
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
he wanted to see time fly!
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl.
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There's no need to cry.
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A Blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running away from the cops.
They run down an alleyway. They each jump in a garbage can.
The cops come down the alleyway.
A cops kicks the garbage can with the redhead in it. "Meow". "Oh, it's just a cat," the cop says.
The other cop kicks the garbage can with the brunette in it. 'Woof!" "Just a dog," the cop says.
The first cop goes to the garbage can with the blonde in it and kicks it. "Potatoes."
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island with swimming the only way back to mainland.
The redhead tries to swim back, but drowns half-way.
the brunette tries to swim back, but gets 3/4 the way there and drowns.
The blonde tries to swim back. She gets half-way and then swims back because she got tired.
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There ain't nothing like classic blonde jokes and dumb knock-knock jokes
he wanted to see time fly!
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl.
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There's no need to cry.
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A Blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running away from the cops.
They run down an alleyway. They each jump in a garbage can.
The cops come down the alleyway.
A cops kicks the garbage can with the redhead in it. "Meow". "Oh, it's just a cat," the cop says.
The other cop kicks the garbage can with the brunette in it. 'Woof!" "Just a dog," the cop says.
The first cop goes to the garbage can with the blonde in it and kicks it. "Potatoes."
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island with swimming the only way back to mainland.
The redhead tries to swim back, but drowns half-way.
the brunette tries to swim back, but gets 3/4 the way there and drowns.
The blonde tries to swim back. She gets half-way and then swims back because she got tired.
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There ain't nothing like classic blonde jokes and dumb knock-knock jokes