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Nasty Devils story Name: Sunday school.

Nasty Devils story Name: Sunday school.

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.
 

theRoadshow

Wanderer
HA! Fuckers are retarted...

To clarify... Git doesnt care about me. He's just a tease. He'll call me up... ill come over... and pow. He sends me home. He doesnt even let me eat what I cook for him... i spend the WHOLE time cooking for him... and he kicks me out. Its just me giving and him taking... I cant handle it...

But... my <3 is there... I will be strong.

(ps I <3 u Git ty for everything!)

-_-
 

Bubbster

Wanderer
Oh yeah guys....These things live under your desk like near your computer....






































 

theRoadshow

Wanderer
Hmm?

I dont like spiders... they look stupid.

But... they cant do shit to you. You know that daddy long legs are the most poisonous spiders in the world?

-_-
 

Vahn

Wanderer
theRoadshow said:
Hmm?

I dont like spiders... they look stupid.

But... they cant do shit to you. You know that daddy long legs are the most poisonous spiders in the world?

-_-
I dont think it is supposed to be a spider.... if it lives near your computer couldnt it be a dust mite? i know they look kinda like spiders...?
 
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