Stfu and "gib me you itens"
*Pimp Wizard Bitch smacks eveyone else*
Verbally Defeated Every UO Opponent Since 1998
Verbally Defeated Every UO Opponent Since 1998 1vs1
lets see what demise pvp is all about!
Stfu and "gib me you itens"
"What Demise PvP is all about." by Cucumber Jim:
A. Talk lots of shit on forums. (This is where the real fantasy begins, not the online RP game UO.)
B. Show up at Luna bank or Brit gate dripping in the finest gear. (Talk shit at the bank or hangout in the safety of your cool clubhouse... [No Girls Allowed].)
C. Load up UOsteam and flee from your clubhouse running in circles healing, creating a stalemate unless an enemy or friendly teammate intervenes. (This is the "Combat" part of the PVP.)
D. Return to the forums with screenshots and complaints to prove there was no legitimate victory on either side. (This is your reward after all your hard work.)
E. Finally, realize that PvP stands for Poor-coward-nerd vs. Poor-coward-nerd. (Reality sets in and you give your suit to Cucumber Jim.)
The End.
haha love you kolby
Are you gonna run the whole time or stay on screen? I'm down
let me know when we can meet (you, me, and my dragon friend ) and where =]
Cheers!
ps. pvp = best ping wins ^_^
Are you gonna run the whole time or stay on screen? I'm down
let me know when we can meet (you, me, and my dragon friend ) and where =]
Cheers!
ps. pvp = best ping wins ^_^
let me know when we can meet (you, me, and my dragon friend ) and where =]
Cheers!
ps. pvp = best ping wins ^_^
I always loved your logic.
Post on forums challenging people to 1v1 field fight. ( This allows you to just run when low and take advantage of people with lower ping )
When someone replies, start counting from that moment.
Reply 10 minutes later saying that you waited at (Insert obscure location here) for 10 minutes and they didn't show up because they are scared.
Continue to talk shit on forums....
Why didn't heavy just buy everything so we could have skipped this thread?