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UOGamers Contests

Danowar

Wanderer
Re: UOGamers Contests

would you accept an email to both provided emails just to be sure it successfully gets sent to you?
 

Perkis

Wanderer
Re: UOGamers Contests

You should check yer spam folder, gmail always does that to me. I've resent it three times so far...
 

Perkis

Wanderer
Re: UOGamers Contests

Yeah, I've sent it to you 3 more times, still hasn't gotten to ya because I haven't received a reply. Should I just PM it to you?
 

Danowar

Wanderer
Re: UOGamers Contests

alright. I knew that was the deadline, but I thought it would have taken longer while they judge the results and stuff.
 

Skywing

Sorceror
Re: UOGamers Contests

Addicted said:
Don't worry, I will win the song contest!

I should win the contest tbh but Irina called me names and laughed at my entry :(

Guess who will be laughing when I win THE PULITZER PRIZE FOR AWESOMENESS okay?
 

Irina

Wanderer
Re: UOGamers Contests

This was his entry

Player/forum name: Skywing
Played Hybrid for two and a half months.

"LOREM IPSUM"

Strollin' into Brit Bank with my rhapsodical gamut
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I'm never gonna win this contest, damnit.
 

Irina

Wanderer
Re: UOGamers Contests

HYBRID SONG ENTRY WINNERS:

These winners were chosen by a poll, which was in the staff forum for two days.

*note* No names were put on the poll. Only the songs were put into the thread, and the poll options were "entry 1, entry 2, etc"*

I bolded all the names and places if you just want to scroll through :p

1st place got a "platinum plaque" It said something to the jist of "Platinum Plaque -- Hybrid Song/Poem Contest Winner -- July 2006" it was blessed and he can lock it down in his house if he would like. He also got the promised check of 500k.

Bluntski is his forum name. His song was:

Bluntski said:
Kal Ort Por but I'm not there yet, Got a full backpack and a candle lit...
Gunna show my tude in the tournaments, Gunna show my mood in the dueling pits...

All come, all stay, all kill, I'm gray, I'm dead, I say, where's healer, this way...
Gunna get rezzed by mid-today, Gunna find my pets for the rest of the day...

I got a plot, and another plot, and a few more plots, and I haven't stopped...
Gunna be the king of my own town, Gunna take control of my own grounds...

I'm notorious, yet glorious, I say Fuck Lag when I'm tortious...
Gunna flash around what my money bought, Gunna steal some items and not get caught...

Hey OSI, just say goodbye, you apparently died to one small-time guy...
Gunna show respect to our Ry-Ryan, Gunna take a piss on your cli-client...

Zippin' up the zipper and walkin' away, never to return cuz I heart da' gameplay...
Gunna set my macros and pvp, Gunna kill and loot all the n-u-b's...

Hybrid, For the win!
Really really big win!
Hybrid, For the win!
Really really big win!
Hybrid, For the win!
Really really big win!
Hybrid, For the win! "I'm gunna love you long time..."

Now settle down and listen, before I blade your vision, I'm a man with a mission, who's working on his fishing...
A self made man from 1K g's, or what some may call "fuckin' poverty"...

It's time to retire, cuz I'm getting tired, and all I want to do is banksit around a fire...
Pure white streams up all through my hair, bless deeds are used to rid the care...

but hey....

I'm notorious, yet glorious, I say Fuck Lag when I'm tortious...
Gunna flash around what my money bought, Gunna steal some items and not get caught...

Hey OSI, just say goodbye, you apparently died to one small-time guy...
Gunna show respect to our Ry-Ryan, Gunna take a piss on your cli-client...

Zippin' up the zipper and walkin' away, never to return cuz I heart da' gameplay...
Gunna set my macros and pvp, Gunna kill and loot all the n-u-b's...

Hybrid, For the win!
Really really big win!
Hybrid, For the win!
Really really big win!
Hybrid, For the win!
Really really big win!
Hybrid, For the win! "I'm gunna love you long time..."

T-t-t-to-tony Perkis Productions! Much love... HYBRID!


Second place got a 300k check. It was Addicted! :)

Addicted said:
To the tune of “Life's been good”
By Joe Walsh
“UO's Been Good”

I have a castle
Forget the price
Ain't never been there
Can't stand the ice

I log in inn's now
Hit vendor malls
I find some blues there
I kill them all.

They say I'm greifing but I have a good time
I'm just looking for action at the grave yard in brit
UO's been good to me so far

My mares magery
Just hit eighty-five
I got it boated
I hope it don't die

I tamed a beetle
Loaded the pack
I macroed recall
Incase I'm attacked

I'm stackin' gold checks
I chill at brit gate
They type up more threads
Tell me I'm GAY

So I got me a gank squad
Together we roll
fuck even numbers
we'll kill you all

Lucky I'm not banned after all I've been through
(everybody spam)I'm leet(He's leet)
I can't page in cause I'm page squelched
UO's been good to me so far

I read the forums
Sometimes when I'm bored
It's hard to log out
Being a forum whore

It's tough to handle
The internet fame
They're all just jealous
Cause I'm in GAY!

They say I'm cheating because they just died
(Everybody spam) gm abuse (gm abuse)
I'll keep on winning guess I'll never die
UO's been good to me so far,
Inside the west brit bank

Third place went to FooFoo. He got a 100k check.

FooFoo said:
This is a song. It pokes a little fun at the PKs who kill mules :) It's a
parody of the song Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit. Its titled "Smells
like mule, Spear him"


Load up on kegs, bring your friends
Its fun cus they just cant defend
Shes got some boards,
and I heard
A lone miner
behind that fern

[Chorus]
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low

Without fights now
it's less dangerous
Get resources
up the anus
I hate statloss, it'll rage us
Need resources
up the anus

Your a lotto
On a beetle
Free dinero
On a beetle
[e Yea!


What's worse is what
I do best
Steal ore, so do you feel impressed?
Our power trips have always been
Our pay, but we can pretend


[Chorus]
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low

Without fights now
it's less dangerous
Get resources
up the anus
I hate statloss, it'll rage us
Need resources
up the anus


But I forget..
Why PK?
Oh yeah I guess it's worthwhile
I found it hard.. to be fair
Oh well, whatever, kill this guy

[Chorus]
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low
How low, how low, how low, how low

Without fights now
it's less dangerous
Get resources
up the anus
I hate statloss, it'll rage us
Need resources
up the anus

It's in style
It's in style
It's in style
It's in style
It's in style
 
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