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where you come up with these this was funny!You guys always complain about us girls but what you don't know is we keep a scorecard and the more points you score increases your chances of "scoring"
This here is a guide to the points system:
Simple Duties
You make the bed +1
... but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
You leave the toilet seat up -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5
... in the snow +8
... but return with beer -5
... and no liners -25
You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
... and it is nothing 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5
... you pummel it with a six iron +10
... it's her cat -40
At a Party
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2
... named Judy. -4
... Judy is a dancer -10
... with breast implants -18
Her Birthday(this part is for you Jason LOL)
You remember her birthday 0
You buy a card and flowers 0
You take her out to dinner 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +1
Okay, it is a sports bar -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team -10
A Night Out With The Boys
Go with a pal 0
The pal is happily married +1
The pal is single -7
He drives a Porsche -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED) -15
A Night Out With Her
You take her to a movie +2
You take her to a movie she likes +4
You take her to a movie you hate +6
You take her to a movie you like -2
It's called Death Cop 3 -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -15
Your Physique
You develop a noticeable pot belly -15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it +10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts -30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." -800
The Big Question
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding. -10
You reply, "Where?" -35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass" -100
Any other response -20
Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying a concerned expression 0
... you listen, for over 30 minutes +5
... you relate to her problem and share a similar experience +50
... your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?" -50
... you listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV +100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep -200