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Who crashed the server?

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War And Peace

Wanderer
Re: Who crashed the server?

TheTalentedMrZing;1525222 said:
Oh yeah.

Took your mom home last night from the bar. Gave her the some ZING POW POW! all night long.

Was she walking funny this mornign when she made your capt. crunch? Cause I'm sure I heard something pop.
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Dude my mom always walks funny shes fat And eats peanutbutter and lives in Ohio lmao give her a breakm I understand you go for that fat chicks but my mom!!! god you got soem damn bad taste
 
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saywhatnow

Wanderer
Re: Who crashed the server?

TheTalentedMrZing;1525222 said:
Oh yeah.

Took your mom home last night from the bar. Gave her the some ZING POW POW! all night long.

Was she walking funny this mornign when she made your capt. crunch? Cause I'm sure I heard something pop.
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What you heard pop was the condom :< hes gonna have a brother
 
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TheTalentedMrZing

Wanderer
Re: Who crashed the server?

War And Peace;1525233 said:
Dude my mom always walks funny shes fat And eats peanutbutter and lives in Ohio lmao give her a breakm I understand you go for that fat chicks but my mom!!! god you got soem damn bad taste
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Look, when I kick her legs out from under her and she face plants into the mattress, all I see is the glory hole. And I punish it.

and I am a chubby-chaser. I admit. Nothing wrong with a Thick girl.
 
Rufio_NMK

Rufio_NMK

Sorceror
Re: Who crashed the server?

*yea!* uo atari i like your style lol did you like the new cd or the old ones better, i kinda like the old ones better but out of control is my jamm ! lol
 
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UO Atari

Wanderer
Re: Who crashed the server?

out of control is a good one i like the old stuff better i didnt know who they were when i went to see them i was going to see another band they were playing with and everyone started saying RUFIO!!! im like what is a rufio lol but they came out and rocked the place
 
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Dilan4

Sorceror
Re: Who crashed the server?

Hydrofiend;1525242 said:
I hid $1,000,000 somewhere on the internet, if you can find it, it's yours.

Hint: Sex.
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google searches sex...
Results 1 - 10 of about 457,000,000 for sex
 
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