Re: Chuck Norris...
God is described as the Alpha and the Omega. That's because it's Chuck Norris' Secret Code Name.
Chaos Theory says, that a butterfly's wings can cause tsunamis on the other side of the world. When Chuck Norris blinks, Galaxies implode.
Chuck Norris is unaffected by drinking Orange juice after brushing his teeth.
Attempts were made to Clone Chuck Norris, all failed. Rather than the normal G,A,T and C amino acids which make up normal DNA, Chuck's DNA Consisted of the letters: P,W,N and D. All subsiquent failures were then dubbed as such.