For someone who supposedly "can't stop laughing" you seem pretty angry reef, your statement is just peppered with insults lol...
On another note, didn't we already touch on the topic that MB does in fact spend time with his family? I believe so. He spends a lot of time with them actually, more than you do yours I'm positive of that. Actually when MB's in channel you can hear them in the background most times.. Usually laughing and having a great time, seems like a very happy household to me...
Here's a thought, maybe if you weren't such a shitty guild leader (always bailing and running away when your people die) you might have enough success to one day obtain MB's level where people would pay you for your services... Then you could spend all the time you want with your family.... If you weren't so focused on insulting and tearing him down.... Just sad and bitter in my opinion....