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Chuck Norris...

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VitiX

Sorceror
Re: Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.

Chuck Norris can survive fatalities on Mortal Kombat

;)
 
Onça

Onça

Sorceror
Re: Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris just walks off a broken foot.

Oh wait, that was me. Well for about three months it hurt to put much weight on or kick things with my heel.
 
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crimson182-demise

Wanderer
Re: Chuck Norris...

I am sorry to say that Bruce Lee could, and probibly did, kick Chuck Noris all over the map.

For those who don't know much about Mr. Noris, he trained for some time with Bruce Lee(a.k.a. The Greatist Martial Artists Ever).
 
psz

psz

Administrator
Re: Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked Bruce Lee in the stomach.

The impact split Bruce Lee in half, and resulted in the simultaneous creation of Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
 
Onça

Onça

Sorceror
Re: Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris doesn't get pulled over by cops.

Chuck Norris pulls cops over.

And roundhouse kicks them, breaking their necks.
 
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Belros

Wanderer
Re: Chuck Norris...

psz said:
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked Bruce Lee in the stomach.

The impact split Bruce Lee in half, and resulted in the simultaneous creation of Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
Click to expand...

ROFLMAO nice one!!
 
psz

psz

Administrator
Re: Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The Grim Reaper doesn't have the balls to tell him.
 
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