Notice how Glutt has nothing left to say LOL! cause he got put back into fetal position
Let me tell you the story of my weekend -- it started on Friday with EQMS wiping out the newly formed Minax zerg(no hate on your zerging, factions are war) 3 times in a row:
stack (dead bodies) city, stack stack (dead bodies) city bitch
minax teaming up with TB to stop EQMS newbs in purple... nothing new for us though
However with each of their losses it seemed Minax was recruiting more and more into their skype call(skype is for sex, ventrilo/ts is for video games) we found ourselves outnumbered as it was friday night and people were going to smoke trees(420). I guess when your guild consists of 15 year olds who have yet to have a blunt touch their lips(let alone a titty) you have 18 people on UO guarding sigils on a Friday night.
However an elite squad of EQMS did manage to kill some minax before retreating a safehouse where this minax proceeded to spend 20minutes trying to use the Lord's gift of EQMS to house kill them. As soon as the 20min sigil timer wore off, these elite members(including the famed warrior k33f, known for his heroics in the EQMS/DT2.0 war of 2008) easily killed Gimpcent(lol? you mass recruited to the point gimpcent was recruited off the ponds) with a perfect synch:
How do you guys try to kill EQMS for 20mins straight and all you end up with is 1 of your own losing punkte?
The rest of the weekend I've been with my girlfriend -- she is trying to get me to lose weight so we've been on a roadtrip to pennsylvania to check out comic book stores(we're both huuuuuge anime and comic book lovers) and walk around.
The scale says I've lost 1.25 lbs in the past 2 days so not only do I kill you in game, soon I'll be looking hot out of game too.
Check it:
-luxury apartment paid for by doctor dad
-2006 audi and a saab at my parents house
-leader of the one of the top guilds in UOG history
-a little overweight and still fucking a hot chick
...hate me cuz you aint me.